Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Omaha City Council Passes Sex Offender Residency Restrictions

Key provision: The ordinance doesn't apply to offenders already living in the restricted areas.

To all sex offenders living outside of Omaha: You have until June 30 to move here and get a good spot....

You can read the entire ordinance here.

Hergert Moves to Dismiss Articles of Impeachment

Friday, April 21, 2006

Denise Richards' Divorce Petition Against Charlie Sheen

After two months on hiatus, I'm ready to go again.

Denise Richards' petition contains very serious accusations against Sheen, including statements that he visits teen porn sites and trolls for sex on the Internet. This seems a little amazing, considering not only that Denise is an incredible hottie, but also that Charlie could probably walk down the street and find any number of attractive girls willing to hook up with him, even knowing that he is married. In fact, it's kind of reminiscent of when Hugh Grant was caught with the hooker years ago.

Just goes to show that this kind of activity is not the province of ugly fat men with no financial prospects.